• disney channel: you have to start a singing career
  • actress: but i sound like a dying cat
  • disney channel: I DON'T CARE! YOU HAVE TO SING SONGS EVEN IF WE HAVE TO AUTOTUNE THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR VOICE BECAUSE BAD ACTING ISN'T ENOUGH YOU HAVE TO SING!

my hobby

texting really stupid things to people at night that i know i will regret sending in the morning. 

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  • Band member: Hi .... wait you look familiar, do i know you?
  • Me: what.
  • Band member: OH! you're that one girl i follow on my secret tumblr. I only go on your blog like a million times a day. I also see that you are super obsessed with me. I think we should get a cat and name it Rupert. I also see that you love Nutella, so i'll make sure that you have an endless supply. I'll always send you the cutest text messages so you can screen cap them and put them on Tumblr to get tons of notes. We will be the cutest couple in history.

2012 has already been better than 2011 

and it’s not even been a month 

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listen to this.

My VICE PRINCIPLE made a facebook account under an alias. 

She used a false name, put that she went to my school, and then added almost everyone that went to my school. 

That means saw all the statuses, pictures, and everything else that anyone put up, and i’m sure some even being about our teachers, classes, or school. 

Someone was trying to tell me that it was perfectly fine for her to do that…

Do you guys think it’s perfectly fine for a high ranked staff member in your school to make a fake facebook account and add people? 

Tell me what you think!