i’m disappointed in some of you guys.

Tumblr is supposed to be a place for help, a home to the people who feel unwanted, a sanctuary where everyone is accepted. It just seems like lately people are just bashing other people on here. I’ll be scrolling down my dash and see tons of hate, calling people ugly or fat or worthless. I don’t feel the sense of community anymore, and it sorta sucks.

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so i was mowing the grass…

so i was mowing my yard in this million degree wetaher and i looked over and flipped out at the llama in my neighbor’s yard..turns out its their air conditioner…

alright….i really need some freaking water.

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this new facebook chat feature

it says when if someone saw your message totally eliminates the possibility of ignoring someone… 

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just because the ladies weren’t chatting you back, Mark Zuckerberg, doesn’t mean you have to go and make an over protective girlfriend feature on chat. 

Do not make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana

it can get very awkward, VERY fast. 

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  • me: I'm actually content with my life at the moment
  • God: LOL hold that thought

things people say to me that i hate

“oh my god i am so fat” 

oh if you’re fat than i am a freaking whale. 

“i’m so stupid” 

but i wasn’t the one that just got 101% on the last Math test, you were.

“why can’t i be pretty?” 

i’m sorry but have you looked in the mirror, you are GORGEOUS. 

honestly guys, if you’re going to complain to my face, realize that i’d literally kill to be in your place. so just shut up. i understand that you might be insecure but you should really understand that you’ve got it all, just stop complaining about it and take a step back and realize that. Honestly, if i were half as beautiful, smart, and talented as one of you, i’d be a happy camper. 

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truth is…

my internal monologue has turned into a low british accent  

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i actually feel embarrassed for Disney Channel when i watch their pathetic excuse for a show  

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if i ever find myself in a legitimate relationship with any member of One Direction, i will have to delete my entire hard drive 

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Remember Penelope from The Amanda Show? I remember how weird i thought she was… and here i am, the Penelope of One Direction

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